15 November, 2007

Alert: Alien Invasion

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Once was there a little man, who's old man was supposedly a true believer in aliens (the main reason why he was called delusional). Si, in an effort to make light conversation while eating dinner with old man:

the little man says:
"Wouldn't it be kewl if alienz were to invade ze Earth?"
Old man:
"Cant you see???!!!?! we ARE the bloody aliens! Stop the bloody invasion!"
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14 comments:

Simon said...

Hehe. Good one.

gwynciar said...

Wow, almost two days and no comments. There goes your sex appeal!

I suppose I could throw in my two cents [extends psychobabblry to insinuate my empathy with your train of thought and thus, subtly, narrowing out anyone else who may think otherwise by establishing myself as the alpha male].
So I conclude, thus that we aren't aliens. Nobody is, in the extraterrestrial notion. Much like lycanthropes in mental institution: Robert Allan Zimmerman is one. An alien. Why? Well, my friend, the answer is blowin' in the wind.

gwynciar said...

...Simon beat me to making the first comment. CURSE YOU!!

Dude Crush said...

haha I can imagine the confused masses, milling about this post and then leaving.


xD

vincinity of obscenity said...

u never fail to make me THINK. what if we ARE aliens? and WE have invaded on someone else's planet? what if the other species are watching us, disgusted at us?

watching us.. waiting...

disgusted at our languages, our faces, our reproduction, our emotions...

STOP THE INVASION!!!!

shweeeeet! said...

hehe

Levity said...

[slaps forehead]
D'oh!

-Lua-

gwynciar said...

Public reaction to Maa's sex appeal is astounding. In a way, she has become Peter Sellers' tragicomic figure from Being There. Amazing. Back to you, Paul...

maanasih said...

Paul: Thank you Ibrahim, it's due time everyone realised she has none of that supposed appeal. What exactly could you be on about? Over and out.

ODIUM said...

ooooooh....tht kinda makes sense ;)...salhi...hmm...

*thinkin about my alenic powers* :D

~shan~ said...

hmmm..*thinkin*...aliens are slimy and gross..and even worse, they pee from their fingers O_o (according to scary movie)

and the joke..uhh ermm well..i think i'll just hang on to the tag.."dry humor"

Observer said...

i know this comment has nothing to do with this article or the contents of this blog for that matter...but i couldn't help but notice a comment you made on talking point on May 27, 2007 4:34...about womens rights in the Maldives
If your sentiments haven't changed since then i suggest you contact Jessica at the OSA
or go to http://opensocietymaldives.blogspot.com/
youths like you should strive to make a difference
btw love the blog...good work

aesha said...

oh we rnt aliens.

kaiza shozey said...

yea, i thought about that too. even had a few discussions with some friends as well. we really are the aliens here. everything else has the basic instincts to survive. everything comes to them by nature. how to feed themselves, how to hunt etc. but us humans, we jes look at the other things around us and copy them. aeroplanes n such basis being birds etc. structures n such basis being spider webs etc. the list goes on and on. and the other speies actually know how to live together with others(even if they eat em.hehe), whereas we are the reason for the extinction and destruction of so many. hmmmm.